Town braces for Area 51 invasion by alien enthusiasts

CNN's Nick Watt explores the "Storm Area 51" event that took social media by storm, and how the locals plan to respond to an influx of alien enthusiasts to their town.

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73 comments

    1. Hilarious that people have to worry about deranged assholes flooding their town. I’m fucking guffawing over here.

    2. @Hazzycakes The staties will be out protecting the space loonies from the out numbered but better armed local loonies

    1. The only thing missing is another clown scare. Seriously, did anyone ever figure out what that was about?

  1. I used to believe that aliens didn’t exist.
    Now I just believe that good governments don’t exist, but aliens do.

    1. Well, I used to think they did exist, but now, due to no real evidence of aliens existing, they actually NEVER existed.

    2. Tin foil hats don’t work! To make a good Faraday cage you need bronze screening covering the walls and ceiling. Pick up on it…

  2. _In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and widely regarded as a bad move._

    *~ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy*

    1. Paul N. M. : “Alien enthusiasts and Conspiracy Theorists”??? 🤔 Alex Jones fans, then. Maybe they’ll shoot them all down? No down side. 😁

  3. Aliens will MAGA.
    If they abduct all the red hatted, freedom hating Trump worshippers and transplant that wretched cult to a galaxy far, far, away.

    1. @Chris Diaz you could of just read on Simpsons Wikipedia, or asked him personally on Twitter, on how the series ends.

    2. While it would be nice to be rid of all the MAGA clowns. The question you have to ask yourself is:
      Do we *REALLY* want that lot out there representing the people of Earth?
      👽🌎👾👽🌎👾👽🌎👾👽🌎👾

  4. Even if there are a such thing as Aliens why would they travel all the way across the galaxy just to hang out and stay trapped inside of Area 51? Is the wifi and coffee that good?

  5. Florida: Declares a State of emergency based on an incoming hurricane.

    Nevada: Declares a State of emergency based on an event of a Facebook post.

    Anyone see the problem with our country today ?

    1. @Peter Johnson Pavlovian dogs in wee Skinnerian boxes engaged in the illusion of control.
      The internet has destroyed any proclivity to deep thought among some humans

    1. Divergence Mediocrity: If they try to steal land illegally, they are NOT, by definition, “innocent people,” son. QED. And, you sound like a snowflake who doesn’t appreciate, “satire?” I can promise you that the loud mouthed 2nd Amendment hysterics will NOT reach for their shotguns, when they see the government coming. Just a little comedy, for the grownups. I’m merely pointing out that Trump Trolls have never read their 2nd Amendment, and do not see the irony of their own predicament, right now. But, it seems you’re not a fan of irony either? . . . Smh 🙂

    2. Peter : WTF is a, “gun grabber,” son? 80% of us gun owners WANT Gun Control, kiddo. If you think we’re not armed, though . . . Heh heh heh 😎

    3. @Ash Roskell Gun control via background checks. Not confiscating guns from law-abiding citizens. Gun owners know their rights.

    4. Ash Roskell BULLSHIT? LESS THEN 10% OF SATANIC JEW PEDOPHILES WANT GUN CONTROL. THEY SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL, THEY KNOW THE FINAL FINAL SOLUTION IS COMING. PSALM 21:10 SAYS THERE WON’T BE ONE OFFSPRING LEFT AMONGST THEM.

  6. Being that they use Social Security money to fund Area 51 people should storm the damn place. Not to see aliens but to see what they’re wasting our Social Security money on

    1. Drone testing i guess, these days. Not as much focus on manned aircrafts as there used to be. Makes sense from a military and strategic point. Not really convinced on the armed-craft side though – the ever thinning human involvement lowers the bar significantly for taking lives. And we already have serious issues with that, with US troops concistantly having killed more innocent civilians than hostile combatants in all of our 39 invasions since WW2.16, almost 17 million innocent kills.

    1. I’m bringing glitter painted dildos to sell as authentic “alien probes” – you can get both at any Spencers.

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