Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced he will self-quarantine in Texas after interacting with an individual who tested positive for the novel coronavirus at the Conservative Political Action Conference. #CNN #News
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Ew he’s totally gonna spend his quarantine watching those vids he likes
batsha this just in: man watches porn. Absolutely groundbreaking news
What vids
@cesar leon 🙌😂
@Jahseh Onfroy Stop taking yourself so seriously.
You gotta give it to Ted though, at least he indirectly admitted he was wrong about the Corona virus lol
@J S Probably has something to do with his twitter feud with AOC which started when she called out the absurdity of Pence being in charge of the outbreak since he doesn’t believe in science. Ted jumped to the VP’s defense and wouldn’t admit whether he believed in evolution or not.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/28/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-ted-cruz-coronavirus
It all fun and games until you end up with it or you have a good scare. I’m betting Donny is freaking TF out & will change his tune quickly.
Death-bed confession.
Death rate is less than 5%
Ted: Hey dude pass me a Corona 🍺
clubwondergirl.link/LWL6A9H48zgs
-Lyin’ Ted-
*Lyin’ in Bed
Navostar1 : no no Coronas… drink Dos Equis as does the worlds most interesting man. He knows.
Sounds like a self imposed 2 week vacation.
More of a Modelo guy myself
This just in: The Coronavrius says is going to self quarantine after interacting with Ted Cruz.
Tell your boss, where you work, if you have a job, you are going to self quarantine yourself and see what happens. Politicians, really, who is next to self quarantine while hitting the back 9. .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Take this W 🥇
Comment of the Year
Oh Corona is a virus? I thought the panic was about a shortage of la cerveza mas fina. Jesus, you had me going!
How many “others” that were there *need* to do the same? 😷
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Dourado Df Dourado:
Assista a “RANDOMIX” no YouTube
https://youtu.be/oFSu__O-XME
see the video that will change your life financially
They should quarantine all of CPAC lol.
I for one would like to thank the Corona Virus for doing its part in keeping us safe from Ted Cruz. Even if its only for 14 days.
@lilbeserk how is firearms going to protect you against the plague, genius? and are you really relishing the thought of millions of your own countrymen dying? or are you talking about resisting quarantine, so you can infect everyone else? but thanks for your stupid input. it really highlights what kind of people support Ted Cruz. stupid and vindictive.
I feel more bad for the virus having to be stuck with Ted Cruz
@Rehan #notallhispanics
@khaavren3 Got your attention and you know it’s a reality when the Coronavirus comes to NYC. BTW I have never supported, nor have inclined to support Repub. Ted Cruz. An Independant commenting on Democrat ‘Looney Tunes’.
Don’t forget your N95 when closing your apt door.
@Rehan I thought only Democrats are inbred and cucks like Chelsea Clinton? Are you inbred?
“2 weeks off work… dope”
He’s not worried he’s Rich enough to afford the Cure
I’ll be buying Amazon stock once it hits $5.
He should shake hands with every member of Congress.
Only the democrats…..and he should give Pelosi, Waters, Omar, & AOC a BIG KISS.
@Jangus Roundstone you are a pathetic moron.
@Maria Paiz you mean the dems right???
Camp Matthew Republicans aren’t exactly as pure as the driven snow either….they are Pro Birth NOT Pro Choice!!! They only care about babies until they are born and then they don’t give a F@*# about them! Just look at their cruel policies and utter lack of vital ones. While I don’t believe in late term abortions I also don’t believe a MF should be able to control what goes on with MY womb! That’s between me, my husband, my doctor and my God. And at the end of the day…it is ultimately MY choice. PERIOD!
The whole CPAC as a whole will help spread it now.
@Peter Jones so you admit Trump’s rally numbers are fudged😂
@Maxime Prometheas liberalism find a cure
Trump was there too.
@Jon Not sure what you’re trying to say. Just look at how cities vote.
Hope yall got good affordable health insurance👌🍊👍
The jokes write themselves
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Oh man the Ted cruiz jokes about this are going to be legendary
@Mickey Da Giant You type like a five year old with a head injury. By the way…Ted Cruz looks like Dracula’s slower, slovenly sloppy half-brother.
naw man, to dark to joke about. I hate Cruz and I want him voted out but not this way.
The real joke is that liberals will be wearing their adorable safety pins 🧷 again this fall when Trump wins.
He’s probably gonna sue the hell out of anyone making jokes about his quarantine! 😬
He’s lying. He has it.
🤦🏼♂️
He does have it
Lying ted 🤣🤣🤣
He needs to hug Trump and give him a nice, big lick, just to be SURE.
@kildaver kinky fantasy.
14 days in self-quarantine in his Texas home? Perfect for binge-watching all of John Hagee’s (San Antonio’s ultra-conservative loud-talking preacher) sermons. He’ll be glowing like a saint when he’s done, unless he takes ill.
He can stay quarantined for the rest of his life 😂
all everyone ever wanted was ted cruz quarantined
I guess every dark cloud has a silver lining!!!!
Ted Self Quarantines, everybody forgets about him, COVID19 wipes out mankind, Ted Cruz emerges the Only Surviving Human, instantly gets taken out by a hungry coyote. The End.
Revised headline: Ted Cruz French kisses Long Duck Dong at CPAC.