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  2. remember its a bail out plan there is 30 billion dollers in this plan that goes to “other” that “other ” os no other than the people who got him elected its literally a “thanks for voting here is your money ” type of plan

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    1. @Jamie Yang Hey Julian is a moron. Not worth trying to converse with it (Not sure which pronouns it has chosen…it may choose to be a pink pony!)

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    1. @Miseur Luci Fer Diablo .desaib ylivaeh era stneve tnerruc rof gnihcraes nehw stluser rieht ecnis enigne hcraes a sa elgoog esu t’nod dna seikooc dna stpircs srekcart rieht kcolb i esuaceb niamod ebutuoy eht fo edistuo era stibah gnisworb ym tahw aedi on sah elgoog .otni gol yllautca i setis eht no yrotsih gnisworb eht si em rof dekcart steg taht yrotsih gnisworb ylno eht.PBA gnisu sresworb ot ssecca kcolb dna tceted ot esu setisbew taht gnidoc suoenorre eht fo lla nwod tuhs nac tpircSoN dna ,sda eht fo ytirojam eht stih PBA .tpircSoN dna sulP kcolBdA fo noitanibmoc a htiw xoferif esu i ,siht gnipyt m’i sa ,gnisworb lanosrep ym rof .sppa detacided esu t’nod ,ytiruces ro ycavirp eulav uoy fi .ytiruces dna ycavirp ssapyb sppa.PBA gnisu sresworb ot ssecca kcolb dna tceted ot esu setisbew taht gnidoc suoenorre eht fo lla nwod tuhs nac tpircSoN dna ,sda eht fo ytirojam eht stih PBA .tpircSoN dna sulP kcolBdA fo noitanibmoc a htiw xoferif esu i ,siht gnipyt m’i sa ,gnisworb lanosrep ym rof .sppa detacided esu t’nod ,ytiruces ro ycavirp eulav uoy fi .ytiruces dna ycavirp ssapyb sppa

      copy and paste that into backwards-text•com and you can see what i originally wrote.

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    4. @Miseur Luci Fer Diablo if i am able to help you with anything, i’m glad to be neighborly. i hope you also have the realization that conservatives aren’t the enemy. most of us just want people like you to distrust the media and government as much as we do. they are not our friends. the fact that we’re both trying to browse a free internet should say something.

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    1. @M Smithy Oh, and I did not read past “what an insult” LOL at you, Fox News watching drone. LOL. AND, muted, because as I already said in this hilarious whiner thread, not one word any of you post is worth reading. Enjoy the Merrick Garland Show, indictments for January 6th coming soon!! BYYYYEEEEEEEE

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    2. @Barton Dean a child, you’re the child who believes everything. Kids are gullible, so aren’t you. Get off CNN and back to reality. Ps I voted for Obama twice and hate faux news.

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    3. @Justus Morran Dean deserves the hate since he is a hater. How it usually goes. Haters get hated on.

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    4. My opinion matters less since I’m a german citizen who just watches american news, but Mr. Biden’s speech sounds very reasonable. If you don’t like the cake then please save a piece for us, we could also improve our rail-network and increase broadband accessibility. The last years of Angela Merkels time in office was also a time of stagnation, the transition to green energy is plagued by management problems, digital infrastructure is worse than in eastern Europe. I wish our next Chancellor in September will turn his attention to these problems.

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    5. @Apzue So you’re telling me you haven’t seen him do anything wrong from the stuff he’s done to children from all of the hunter biden scandals to all the BS Biden himself has done but I guess since main stream media doesn’t say anything bad about biden because they don’t want his sheep to find out.

      I don’t know if there’s a point to actually debate with people who can’t admit the fault with the person they voted for or even there own party because they chose to have blinders on and fight for false causes and yes I understand Republicans have problems aswell.

      If you can admit your side isn’t perfect maybe it’d be worth debating but till then I’m not going to link a bunch of stuff just for you to be delusional and say biden is perfect.

      Thanks for being respectful I appreciate it.

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    3. @Zane Holland You and Biden are the BIG RACISTS as he called Blacks ..PREDATORS and black kids on his lap as Grasshoppers and that even Karmala Harris called him a Racist for saying Busing Blacks in white schools would ruin the white community and telling Blacks that”if you don’t for me , then you ain’t black” and hanging around 60;s KKK members Stennes and Fulbright and Sen Robert Byrd …senator in 2009 the Grand wizard who he and Hillary claimed their mentors…You Democrats are WRAPPED IN RACISM and your History says it all .. The PARTY OF KKK/ JIM CROW/ POLL TAX/SLAVERY……..RACISM IS PART OF YOUR PARTY… and you still place Blacks on city plantations with community organizers because you dont think they can think , work , feed, roof, themselves. You always see blacks as 2nd rate and you should be ashamed of yourself ..Study the history of your own party … BIGOTS from tar and feather days.

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    5. @Highly Edited HE CAN BARELY TALK..He wont be for long in that position .. Can you imagine what foreign tough leaders are plotting right now

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    4. @buck wheat You can literally try to pass any law you want and still you’ll never have a Republican president, ever, at this point. Their constituents are so dull, just like, you. You might even check the wrong box and vote wrong. Tin foil hat

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    5. @Red Rock “more give-aways and pork” and you expect me to take your opinion seriously. What’s Q saying next?

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  8. Government takes our money, hands it to their friends who in turn hand a portion back as “donations”
    Corporate And private donations need a dam cap!

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    3. The worst mass shooting that Texas has ever endured is Waco Texas we know who’s doing false flag shooting!
      The government did apologize for doing that mass shooting to the public. Tyranny, Fabian Socialism, Red Flag and more tyranny bull crap coming out from our radicalized government.
      All this in preparation for a gun grab. Come December you will have no passports or a COVID pass and no gun ownership no fishing or farm rights unless you comply.
      The government does mass shootings we know this, the government gets more tyrannical and does public apologies and we’re not excepting any more fake apologies or murder from these people.
      When I mention to people that there is simply just gonna be constant murder and mass shootings in the news, until they get this HR bill passed people do know what I’m talking about, I can hear their heart’s sink through the microphone.
      The government is the rebel force and we are simply just trying to maintain…
      society we live in a society….

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    1. Haha! Dude you’re right! The government is going to install escalators and chair lifts into all our homes! Awesome I can’t wait! I can’t stand walking up a flight of stairs just to go to bed at night LOL. Eff it I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.

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    2. I know, it’s great, right? Having a President who’s actually competent to the point of putting us to sleep because we know everything will be ok? It’s like a dream come true compared to the last 5 years of pure f’n insanity!!

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  13. 13:55 I feel like in that episode of the office where Michael let’s the air out of everyone’s tires to unify the new dunder mifflin employees w/ the old ones

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    1. __________you made it to 13:55? ….you’re better than me….I was Zzzzzzz…….zzzzzzz……..zzzzzz by 3:10

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    2. I feel like that episode of reality where serious issues had to be compared to second rate tv shows.

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    3. @Read More I’m not an American, I’m a German, I’m just a bit bored and watch american news for a change. Imagine that over here it is totally normal when people fall asleep when politicians talk, in fact this is what we expect from trustworthy representatives. We had charismatic leaders in the past who used to excite people and we came to the conclusion that this causes more harm than good 🤣

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  14. Whatup? Building more cages for kids? He’s probably investing in sidewalk chalk so they can draw themselves a bed

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  15. He’s even go someone talking in his ear… look at his body language when the reporter asked him a question. He doesn’t remember what he ate for lunch. And how gross for him to keep coughing in his hand. Don’t they teach the sheep to cough in their elbow?

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  17. We have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we?

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  18. Yertle the Turtle

    —————–

    by dr. seuss

    On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sond,

    Yertle the Turtle was king of the pond.

    A nice little pond.  It was clean.  It was neat.

    The water was warm.  There was plenty to eat.

    The turtles had everything turtles might need.

    And they were all happy.  Quite happy indeed.

    They were… untill Yertle, the king of them all,

    Decided the kingdom he ruled was too small.

    “I’m ruler”, said Yertle, “of all that I see.

    But I don’t see enough.  That’s the trouble with me.

    With this stone for a throne, I look down on my pond

    But I cannot look down on the places beyond.

    This throne that I sit on is too, too low down.

    It ought to be higher!” he said with a frown.

    “If I could sit high, how much greater I’d be!

    What a king! I’d be ruler of all that I see!”

    So Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand

    And Yertle, the Turtle King, gave a command.

    He ordered nine turtles to swim to his stone

    And, using these turtles, he built a new throne.

    He made each turtle stand on another one’s back

    And he piled them all up in a nine-turtle stack.

    And then Yertle climbed up.  He sat down on the pile.

    What a wonderful view! He could see ‘most a mile!

    “All mine!” Yertle cried.  “Oh, the things I now rule!

    I’m the king of a cow! And I’m the king of a mule!

    I’m the king of a house! And, what’s more, beyond that

    I’m the king of a blueberry bush and a cat!

    I’m Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!

    For I am the ruler of all that I see!”

    And all through the morning, he sat up there high

    Saying over and over, “A grat king am I!”

    Until ‘long about noon.  Then he heard a faint sigh.

    “What’s that?” snapped the king

    And he looked down the stack.

    And he saw, at the bottom, a turtle named Mack.

    Just a part of his throne.  And this plain little turtle

    Looked up and he said, “Beg your pardon, King Yertle.

    I’ve pains in my back and my shoulders and knees.

    How long must we stand here, Your Majesty, please?”

    “SILENCE!” the King of the Turtles barked back.

    “I’m king, and you’re only a turtle named Mack.”

    “You stay in your place while I sit here and rule.

    I’m the king of a cow! And I’m the king of a mule!

    I’m the king of a house! And a bush! And a cat!

    But that isn’t all.  I’ll do better than that!

    My throne shall be higher!” his royal voice thundered,

    “So pile up more turtles! I want ’bout two hundred!”

    “Turtles! More turtles!” he bellowed and brayed.

    And the turtles ‘way down in the pond were afraid.

    They trembled.  They shook.  But they came.  They obeyed.

    >From all over the pond, they came swimming by dozens.

    Whole families of turtles, with uncles and cousins.

    And all of them stepped on the head of poor Mack.

    One after another, they climbed up the stack.

    Then Yertle the Turtle was perched up so high,

    He could see fourty miles from his throne in the sky!

    “Hooray!” shouted Yertle.  “I’m the king of the trees!

    I’m king of the birds! And I’m king of the bees!

    I’m king of the butterflies! King of the air!

    Ah, me! What a throne! What a wonderful chair!

    I’m Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!

    For I am the ruler of all that I see!”

    Then again, from below, in the great heavy stack,

    Came a groan from that plain little turtle named Mack.

    “Your Majesty, please… I don’t like to complain,

    But down here below, we are feeling great pain.

    I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,

    But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.

    We turtles can’t stand it.  Our shells will all crack!

    Besides, we need food.  We are starving!” groaned Mack.

    “You hush up your mouth!” howled the mighty King Yertle.

    “You’ve no right to talk to the world’s highest turtle.

    I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!

    There’s nothing, no, NOTHING, that’s higher than me!”

    But, while he was shouting, he saw with suprise

    That the moon of the evening was starting to rise

    Up over his head in the darkening skies.

    “What’s THAT?” snorted Yertle.  “Say, what IS that thing

    That dares to be higher than Yertle the King?

    I shall not allow it! I’ll go higher still!

    I’ll build my throne higher! I can and I will!

    I’ll call some more turtles.  I’ll stack ’em to heaven!

    I need ’bout five thousand, six hundred and seven!”

    But, as Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand

    And started to order and give the command,

    That plain little turtle below in the stack,

    That plain little turtle whose name was just Mack,

    Decided he’d taken enough.  And he had.

    And that plain little lad got a bit mad.

    And that plain little Mack did a plain little thing.

    He burped!

    And his burp shook the throne of the king!

    And Yertle the Turtle, the king of the trees,

    The king of the air and the birds and the bees,

    The king of a house and a cow and a mule…

    Well, that was the end of the Turtle King’s rule!

    For Yertle, the King of all Sala-ma-Sond,

    Fell off his high throne and fell Plunk! in the pond!

    And tosay the great Yertle, that Marvelous he,

    Is King of the Mud.  That is all he can see.

    And the turtles, of course… all the turtles are free

    As turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.

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  20. I love sci fi and horror! The movie is actually an otherworldly extraordinary extraterrestrial love story! I believe it will be the greatest motion picture in history!

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