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  1. Donald Trump told his psychiatrist “I think everyone hates me, the man said “That’s rediculous everyone doesn’t know you yet”.

    1. Will Rogers, “I never met a man I didn’t like.”
      Obviously, Will Rogers never met Donald Trump.

    2. Donald Trump’s Wake
      When Donald Trump died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. Trump called the undertaker aside for a private little talk.
      “Please be sure to secure his toupee to his head very securely.
      No one but I knew he was bald,” she confided, “and he’d never rest in peace if anyone found out at this point.
      Our friends from the RNC and Russia are sure to hold his hands and touch his head before they’re through paying their last respects.”
      “Rest assured, Mrs. Trump,” comforted the under- taker. “I’ll fix it so that toupee will never come off.”
      Sure enough, the day of the wake the mourners were giving Donald’s ancient corpse quite a going over, but the toupee stayed firmly in place.
      Β At the end of the day, a delighted Mrs. Trump offered the undertaker an extra thousand dollars for handling the matter so professionally.

      “Oh, I couldn’t possibly accept your money,” protested the undertaker.
      “What’s a few nails?”

    1. strange I know… he’s so lazy, you’d think he would just take up with whoever moved into the old house πŸ™‚

    1. @Leonie Romanes Reminds me of the Genius level Trump Fans that set their Nike’s on fire while still wearing them! Love it!

    1. @Rozalind – from your mouth to Gods ear!!! – – May the good Karma knock him off his block!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  2. The executive in charge of the ad content on Facebook use to work for the RNC.
    Everyone should delete their Facebook accounts.

    1. I guess you either haven’t figured out that CNN and the rest of the media is a revolving door between the Democrat party in congress or you’re a hypocrite.

  3. Dear MSNBC and friends,
    Thank you for posting.
    Ouch!! πŸ€•
    Minute 0:29
    *”Drill Down”* πŸ˜–
    Sponsored by BP
    Which stands for:
    British Patrolium β›½
    It’s all gonna end tonight isn’t it? πŸ™„ πŸ˜ͺ
    Okay then.
    I best be tradin’ up for a horse and buggy.
    I don’t trust those new battery zappin’ contraptions, like in a Grindhouse film by Quinton Terrentino.
    Screw that! 😠
    Nature doesn’t require batteries. πŸ‘§πŸ‘
    That’s why.πŸ‘Ά
    🐎🚜 🌱🌱🌱
    Michigan
    USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
    Peace πŸŒΏπŸ•Š

  4. Watching President Pinocchio and listening to him is as if we AAAAALL are living with an abusive drunken neighbor that babbles bs about nothing he has no clue about what’s going on… Supporters are totally responsible for his actions and bs… After all he is their mesiah

  5. Traitor bone spurs colluded with Russia and Turkey to literally get rid of the Kurds. Then he pats himself on the back because he “saved their lives” with a fake peace treaty.

  6. Anyone willing to sell their votes to trump are not listening to this traitor’s crimes. No amount of money could make me vote for Putins puppet.NEVER EVER

  7. Republicans, β€œBut, but, but how are we to win, if we don’t lie, Cheato and Steal⁉️”
    β€œβ›“β€ΌοΈβ›“That’s unfair⛓‼️⛓”

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